Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Chat between two opposing Arsenal fans on deadline. day .lol!
I overheard an intersting conversation between 2
gooners last night. I thought I’d share it with
everyone. One was clearly a fan of Wenger (AKB). The
other had a different opinion (AOB). Both were clearly
passionate supporters.
AKB: Hi mate, Wow! Can you believe what has just
happened. What an incredible weekend. Gunners are
kicking ass, been an amazing couple of days. You got
to admit Wenger has done a great job.
AOB: F***off. Wenger has to go. Senile pr**k.
AKB: What?! haha, very funny ….seriously though.
We just signed Mezut Ozil and… I’m f***ing shaking.
AOB: Whatever, You still have no clue. Wenger has
just bought an over priced attacking midfielder.
We’ve already got loads of them. What we need is a
combative DM like Fellaini but guess what, Man Utd
beat us to it. Wenger is an idiot and obviously the
board didn’t want to spend any more money. We
didnt buy two Center backs either, another year
struggling for fourth. NINE years without a trophy,
just wait and see.
AKB: Mate, I’m not sure we follow the same team.
You do support Arsenal, right? We have lost one
game in 6 months. We have made a massive
statement by signing Ozil. We’re back!
AOB: It doesn’t matter, with Wenger in charge we
have no chance. The guy is clueless. We need a DM.
His tactics…
AKB: His tactics have been spot on! We’re playing
with have balance again. We don’t play with a big
DM. We have technical midfielders like 3-5 players
who can swap and change, rotate positions and cover
each other. It seems to be working really well. We got
Flamini back, Arteta, Rosicky, Jack, Theo, Ox, Santi,
Ozil!!! Heck, What about Ramsey covering defence
and then scoring goals for fun…
AOB: Ramsey’s crap and Arsene hasn’t got any
tactics. Cesc said so when he joined Barca. I just
don’t trust Wenger.
AKB: Right seriously mate, I know you don’t like how
the club is run but you gotta admit things look really
good right now – and, by the way, Ramsey is bossing
it. I’m feeling really positive about this season. Did
you see how we played with four fullback on Sunday.
I’ve seen Wenger experiment with it since the Man
City game in preseason. It means we can continue to
attack but be more solid at the back. Way more fluid
in all positions. Face facts buddy, we…
AOB: You want facts? 8 years without a trophy is a
fact. We lose to Aston Villa at home on Day One and
played like crap, fact. As soon as we have injuries we
have no cover. It’s always been the same. Wenger
has lost it. He was good 10 years ago, he’s lost it
now.
AKB: The ref was poor against Villa…
AOB: THE REF! You’re deluded, Wenger didn’t buy
any players over the summer when he had the
chance. We went into that game underprepared.
That’s why we lost. Poor planning I say. Look at
Chelsea, City, Man Utd even Tottenham – all better
than us.
AKB: Woah woah…Over the line there dude. We’re
talking about the Spuds- Tottensh*te, They just sold
Bale, their only half decent player. I really don’t rate
their signings, maybe Soldado and Lamela. It’s gonna
take them a few months to gel properly. By then we’ll
be 10 points ahead. I gotta admit the return game at
the Lane will be harder. Anyway, 1-nil to the
Arsenal!!!
AOB: It was good to win but we’ll probably lose next
time. You think Ozil will make the difference once the
Spuds get their act together.
AKB: Look mate we are in a really strong position, I
mean you cant seriously be saying that Ozil is a bad
signing. German national team, Real Madrid,
Arguably the best player at Euro12, Assist machine
and he’s only 24. He’s perfect. We finally have an
expensive marquee signing, I thought you’d be
happy.
AOB: I guess so, but I still think Wenger should have
bought Fellaini.
AKB: Fellaini is a great player but I don’t think he
would fit…
AOB: Adam Kemp said the other day……
AKB…Wait, Kemp is an idiot. Ok, maybe a bit harsh.
The guy makes some valid points but I never
understand why he only writes article when things
aren’t going so well. I wish he’d try writing a positive
article whether he likes Wenger or not.
AOB: Well, anyway, the board need to go. Kroenke
and Gazidis are killing our club.
AKB: I’m not sure… I heard they were instumental in
getting Ozil, also, I just don’t know enough about
finances and economics to judge them. We got an
incredible stadium, stability, money in the bank for
January. The next few years look great. Even
Bendtner could turn out ok!
AOB: *silence*
AKB: Pffttttt haha, got ya…. Wanna beer?
AOB: I got no money.
AKB: I’ll get you one buddy. Come on you Gunners.
AOB: Come on you Gooners.
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