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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Chat between two opposing Arsenal fans on deadline. day .lol!

I overheard an intersting conversation between 2 gooners last night. I thought I’d share it with everyone. One was clearly a fan of Wenger (AKB). The other had a different opinion (AOB). Both were clearly passionate supporters. AKB: Hi mate, Wow! Can you believe what has just happened. What an incredible weekend. Gunners are kicking ass, been an amazing couple of days. You got to admit Wenger has done a great job. AOB: F***off. Wenger has to go. Senile pr**k. AKB: What?! haha, very funny ….seriously though. We just signed Mezut Ozil and… I’m f***ing shaking. AOB: Whatever, You still have no clue. Wenger has just bought an over priced attacking midfielder. We’ve already got loads of them. What we need is a combative DM like Fellaini but guess what, Man Utd beat us to it. Wenger is an idiot and obviously the board didn’t want to spend any more money. We didnt buy two Center backs either, another year struggling for fourth. NINE years without a trophy, just wait and see. AKB: Mate, I’m not sure we follow the same team. You do support Arsenal, right? We have lost one game in 6 months. We have made a massive statement by signing Ozil. We’re back! AOB: It doesn’t matter, with Wenger in charge we have no chance. The guy is clueless. We need a DM. His tactics… AKB: His tactics have been spot on! We’re playing with have balance again. We don’t play with a big DM. We have technical midfielders like 3-5 players who can swap and change, rotate positions and cover each other. It seems to be working really well. We got Flamini back, Arteta, Rosicky, Jack, Theo, Ox, Santi, Ozil!!! Heck, What about Ramsey covering defence and then scoring goals for fun… AOB: Ramsey’s crap and Arsene hasn’t got any tactics. Cesc said so when he joined Barca. I just don’t trust Wenger. AKB: Right seriously mate, I know you don’t like how the club is run but you gotta admit things look really good right now – and, by the way, Ramsey is bossing it. I’m feeling really positive about this season. Did you see how we played with four fullback on Sunday. I’ve seen Wenger experiment with it since the Man City game in preseason. It means we can continue to attack but be more solid at the back. Way more fluid in all positions. Face facts buddy, we… AOB: You want facts? 8 years without a trophy is a fact. We lose to Aston Villa at home on Day One and played like crap, fact. As soon as we have injuries we have no cover. It’s always been the same. Wenger has lost it. He was good 10 years ago, he’s lost it now. AKB: The ref was poor against Villa… AOB: THE REF! You’re deluded, Wenger didn’t buy any players over the summer when he had the chance. We went into that game underprepared. That’s why we lost. Poor planning I say. Look at Chelsea, City, Man Utd even Tottenham – all better than us. AKB: Woah woah…Over the line there dude. We’re talking about the Spuds- Tottensh*te, They just sold Bale, their only half decent player. I really don’t rate their signings, maybe Soldado and Lamela. It’s gonna take them a few months to gel properly. By then we’ll be 10 points ahead. I gotta admit the return game at the Lane will be harder. Anyway, 1-nil to the Arsenal!!! AOB: It was good to win but we’ll probably lose next time. You think Ozil will make the difference once the Spuds get their act together. AKB: Look mate we are in a really strong position, I mean you cant seriously be saying that Ozil is a bad signing. German national team, Real Madrid, Arguably the best player at Euro12, Assist machine and he’s only 24. He’s perfect. We finally have an expensive marquee signing, I thought you’d be happy. AOB: I guess so, but I still think Wenger should have bought Fellaini. AKB: Fellaini is a great player but I don’t think he would fit… AOB: Adam Kemp said the other day…… AKB…Wait, Kemp is an idiot. Ok, maybe a bit harsh. The guy makes some valid points but I never understand why he only writes article when things aren’t going so well. I wish he’d try writing a positive article whether he likes Wenger or not. AOB: Well, anyway, the board need to go. Kroenke and Gazidis are killing our club. AKB: I’m not sure… I heard they were instumental in getting Ozil, also, I just don’t know enough about finances and economics to judge them. We got an incredible stadium, stability, money in the bank for January. The next few years look great. Even Bendtner could turn out ok! AOB: *silence* AKB: Pffttttt haha, got ya…. Wanna beer? AOB: I got no money. AKB: I’ll get you one buddy. Come on you Gunners. AOB: Come on you Gooners.

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